My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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