Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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