it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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