just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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