yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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