I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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