The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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