I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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