Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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