It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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