Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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