I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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