1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Randomize
