Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My vagina is very pro this idea
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