So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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