we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
We named our party play list daddy issues
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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