I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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