I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
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kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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