why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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