Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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