I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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