you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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