i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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