I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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