school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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