the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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