i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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