Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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