she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.