Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Text me some of your sweat
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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