Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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