the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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