I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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