just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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