i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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