I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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