He disabled his match.com account in front of me
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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