susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He felt like a one man threesome
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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