so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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