I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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