I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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