Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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