I'm lost and stupid without you.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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