You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Pappa wants mamma naked
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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