watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My vagina is very pro this idea
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
