Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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