I need help removing her.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
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I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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