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i jhust puked up my retainher.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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