margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
is this the sara with the beer cane?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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