I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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