Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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