Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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