Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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