just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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