he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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